people who only see fake looking porn don’t look hard enough for porn
A sort of older/modern interpretation of the Kanker Sisters.
I love them so much and they always make me laugh (especially Lee).
lil kim opens the door of her 2 bedroom apartment and picks up the newspaper
the headline reads “Lil Kim on top! Best female rapper alive!”
she rushes inside and hands her father the newspaper, crying out of joy
he forces a smile as she rushes into her room and calls everyone on her prepaid motorola razor before her 26 minutes left run out
her father looks at the paper and a tear forms in his eye
the date on the newspaper: 1996
i’m almost positive a man over the age of 20 wrote this and that alone is just incredible
lmfao damn!!!! dudes are foreal dumb as fuck
A man has marked my nipples I’ve taken this (dumb as shit) idea a step further.
Whoever wrote this needs to grow all the way up
i’m gonna foreal throw up
I have no idea if I’m scheduled to work tonight or not whoops
