January 2012
me: *scrolling through facebook*
dad: what's wrong?
me: nothing this is just my facebook expression
1612th:
english words that pitbull knows
party
miami
youjustwaitandsee:
the worst thing ever is when people make plans right in front oid you I mean I would’ve denied the invitation but its nice to be included you know
doctordude:
wiz khalifa is the skinniest rapper i think i’ve ever seen
i bet you could sneeze and he’d just topple over
hey wiz
yaaaaa
achoo
do u understand life omg it was such a bad decision to watch the room right now
“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...”
– Ryan Gosling, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of ‘Blue Valentine’. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene, in which he performs cunnilingus on Michelle Williams. (via selfimm0lationnnnn)
December 2011
jfc tumblr get off my ass about missing e
partying by yourslef is even worse than mormon partys
wow i will be home alone tonight. how fun for anybody on xbox live that will be yelled at bc im drinking alone
Americans: Not enough cheese in my cheesy breadsticks
Africans: Please give me water
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
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Anonymous asked: You are given the freedom to pick anyone in the world for your New Year's kiss. Who do you pick?
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lellolamb:
My Favorite Songs in 2011
Fun. - We...
Straight Girls: Wow, look at that girl I wish I was her.
Lesbians: Wow, look at that girl I wish I was in her.
ier0:
my new year’s resolution is 1024x768
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tlyudacris:
tumblr has gone full on gangsta with this shit
hello! it seems that you are using a browser hack…. it’d be a shame if something bad were to happen to you and your blog…
be a reeeaaallll shame…
heres one thing you dont do with your menstrual blood:
put it in your fucking mouth avhzbtepbsvxncmu
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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
wwiao:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
omfg…
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